Have you ever seen a guy eat his own head?

Nathan awoke from a sound sleep to the noise of footsteps in his hall and rasping on his door.
Had zombies somehow made it into his home? Were small dead children crawling and clawing against the wood? Did the dog need to pee and decided to try and wake him up?

YES to all three except for the first two!

Nathan sluggishly moves down the stairs and let's the dog out...

(hmm... that adventure wasn't misrepresented or skewed... weak)